Here goes
IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about Sarawak
sarawak flag
our symbol, hornbill bird bird
Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: See this?>>
everyone can fly. ***
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?>>
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. M*****FU****
my house
Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.
SESCO building in Kuching
son of a B*****. do we have electricity?
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS
Miri Airport
do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport
Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SH!T! You're one hell of a ***********! F8(K YOU.
Go la. Use your ****ing bus to cross South China Sea
Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below
which car you want? ***
Q: Got road or not?
A: Sh!ts. ***.
do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?
Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography
Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography
Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullsh!!ts. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN J**** lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!
Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?
our great CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU B******D?
Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. ***!
we practise that.F**** if you believe it!
I'm proud to be a Sarawakians. I hope I've just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas
Writer - Unknown Sarawakian..
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hehehe
Have a wonderful weekend!
1 comment:
Good words.
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